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carry-on-my-otp:

#wait the fuck #is this joffrey? #no wonder he’s a dick #all the other kids thought he was lying about meeting batman

#batman winter is coming and it’s all your fault

#batman you could have had the iron throne #house wayne

#house motto: my parents are dead

#house banner: a bat

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |58,136 notes

wholock-potterhead:

kanyelle:

why is hating john green the new trend

Have you read the fault in our stars?

1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |726 notes

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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1 day ago on April 18th, 2014 |56,952 notes

painting-the-town:

in which elsa is a drug dealer

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |30,112 notes
girlwhowasonfire:

it’s not even monday and i still managed to put my shirt on wrong

girlwhowasonfire:

it’s not even monday and i still managed to put my shirt on wrong

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |20 notes

cappingeraldine:

sorry not sorry 

based on this wonderful comic on my dashboard

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |25,205 notes

bundere:

bundere:

DO NOT BUY A BUNNY JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET!!! DO NOT BUY ANY ANIMAL JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET. DO RESEARCH FIRST AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT ANIMAL. PETS ARE NOT HANDBAGS DO NOT TREAT THEM AS SUCH

This is super relevant again with Easter coming around the corner!!!

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |47,296 notes

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |82,846 notes

seantracy:

my moods:

  • i want to make out with you
  • i want to kill you
  • i am hungry
  • i am tired
  • why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone
2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |179,412 notes
2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |70,450 notes

ravingoctopodes:

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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For the GIF alone.

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |400,657 notes

brainflavoredzombiesnacks:

bettershitbricks:

blacktionbronson:

check your inbox everyone,

what did you find?

disappointment

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |22 notes

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |100,716 notes

sixpenceee:

Some followers suggested this to me.

The island known as the “island of madness”, “hell” and “the most haunted place on Earth” is being sold!

Here’s a quick, history behind it:

The plagued people were shipped off to Poveglia Island, a small, secluded land mass that floats between Venice and Lido. There, people lived out the last of their wretched lives together until they died.

Since the island already reeked of death, the next time an epidemic came along, barely alive bodies were dumped there and burned in mass graves.

In the 20s, a mental hospital was built to welcome the island’s newest “guests,” or anybody that showed symptoms of any sort of sickness, physical or mental.

Basically, if you had an itch, away you went to Poveglia where you’d sink your feet into the soil (half dirt, half human ash) and be in the company of over 100K diseased ghosts.

It didn’t help when the place was converted into a hospital for the mentally ill in 1922. Rumor has it, the hospital was home to a number of crude lobotomies, performed by a doctor who’d been driven mad by the ghosts. He later flung himself off the bell tower.

The Italian government is now offering a 99-year lease to whomever’s brave enough to take it over. The italian government thinks it would make a great hotel destination!

SOURCE

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |38,586 notes
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

2 days ago on April 17th, 2014 |145,922 notes