2013 is almost over and all i did was join more fandoms
a very confused 9 for your dash
You can see he’s thinking, “WHAT THE FUCK?! IT’S THE SAME SIZE ON THE INSIDE!!”
I don’t mean to cause panic or anything
but right now there is a man downstairs in my living room called John Winchester
update: his wife iS CALLED MARY
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TELLING US GET DOWN THERE AND ASK ABOUT THEIR TWO SONS
No don’t ask about them, steal them before everything goes wrong!!
#but what people outside of the world of doctor who #like all those millions upon millions #ok let’s face it billions #of people who don’t watch this show #what none of them understand #is how these two #are literally #the best people in the universe #like ok so maybe I’m being a LITTLE hyperbolic #but seriously guys #I feel so sorry for the billions who have not seen these two fall in love and fight for each other and be so damn adorable #like really I mean what is life without watching the doctor and rose run to each other and squee over each other’s existence and snog and… #oh and also hug #if you haven’t seen these two hug #then basically what are you doing #get on the internet #get on tumblr #and just fucking hunt every hug between these two down #and then think about how right I was #to tell you that life is so much better #once you’ve witnessed such things #also when these two hold hands they save the universe ok thanks (via lauraxtennant)
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. xp
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
I’m laughing so hard right now I’m crying.
WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING???
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
My banana looks like Matt Smith
OH MY GOD SCREAMING
Today is going to be a drink coffee, stay off Tumblr, and get through the stacks of reading i have to finish.
i wish they were all books, at least it would be fun…
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
i think about this post like 8 times a day and burst out laughing in the weirdest places